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[locky hartlet,]

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i would like to take this moment to announce to the world that i love luka more than any giant, poisonous snake that inhabits any pair of dirty panties that exist on this entire planet, specifically these strange panties that i found in the caravan this morning. they must belong to a mysterious woman who is in love with one of my boyfriends that schedule nurses... could they be luka's wonderous undergarmets? only time will tell. i think i should wear them myself in order to further investigate.

thank you.

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[luka braden-weathers.]

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: O
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we went over this, locky! no wearing my panties anymore.
i didn't have sex with my husband last night, though.
maybe it's katy, she's like stalking you. she probably planted
them there so you would pick them up and smell their
intoxicating smell of fish, and fall in love with her once again.
they're not mine though :]

i love you anyway :]

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[locky hartlet,]

TICK TOCK LOCK,

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not fair. you promised me way back when that i could wear your panties anytime i wanted, and now that you're married you're just going to break that precious promise that you SWORE to me? i hate you luka. this is serious business. act like an adult. share your fucking panties, and if you're going to leave them in my caravan, make sure they're at least nice to look at. these are gross.

ROFL ROFL ROFL INTOXICATING SMELL OF FISH BAHHAHAEHTGEH. oh yes, that smell makes me go crazy. i'll fall in love with anyone with a fishy vagina. it's what i look for in a relationship.

but i'm not smelling these panties. i'm not even touching them. i'm afraid i'll get an STD or something.

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[luka braden-weathers.]

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okay, okay. i was like fourteen years old when i told you that!
or maybe when i was twelve, cause we weren't talking at fourteen.
okay, locky, you may wear my undies. yes, because i am a married
teenager, i must break this lovely promise. they're not my panties!
i left like an hour ago, i think i would remember if i took my pants off,
and placed my panties on your floor. i'm wearing blue and white striped
panties, if they're blue and white striped, then they're not mine.

i know, you probably fucked her enough that she bleed constantly.
she probably cries herself to sleep, and moans, "OH MY ACHING VAGINA."
i know, and when you go out with a guy, it's how many times they
jack off to your face.

get a stick, pick them up with the stick, throw them outside.

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[locky hartlet,]

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blah fourteen >_< no fun

i know that they're probably not yours, bahaha. they are probably the underwear of some girl that milo slept with or something. that sexual lunatic. or maybe they're panda's, i don't think so though, her panties are nice looking. these are icky.

ewew, i've never fucked her. neverrrrrrr. she didn't want me too. she didn't want to have sex with me, but she was perfectly willing to go off and do it with a bunch of other guys. i don't see what the problem was. do i look like i'm bad in bed or something?

no, when i go out with a guy, it's... wait, maybe it is how many times they jack off to my face. idk.

i should do that.

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[luka braden-weathers.]

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fourteen = :[

maybe i'll plant my panties on your bed next time, like they do
on those cruises, but they plant chocolates on the pillows not my
pretty looking panties. what do they look like? maybe milo fucked
a mom, i heard he did that once, but i don't know for sure.

you're not bad in bed, i would know this. actually, that night was
very enjoyable. i liked waking up in your arms, except i freaked out,
but i loveloveloved waking up in your arms, i swear. katy is like madly
in love with you, maybe she wants it special? oh, i don't know.

jacking offff! you do that a lot :]

but not now, cause i'm talking to you.

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[locky hartlet,]

TICK TOCK LOCK,

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=(

i'd be okay with having panties planted on my bed instead of chocolate. i really would. or better yet, chocolate panties. yummm.

yeah, i know milo fucked a mom. i am that mom. mm it was nice. he knows how to pleasure a woman.

bah, good, i didn't think i wasn't bad in bed, lol.

you liked waking up in my arms...? you really did? annnd you thought it was enjoyable. wow. i didn't expect that... you probably should have told me that a long time ago. i feel like this part of the conversation needs to end right now before i say something that i really shouldn't say to my best friend's girl.

there were plenty of opportunities to make it special. she always said no. the only time we went further than kissing was in the back of a fucking restaurant. ughhh, i don't even want to think about that. it was horrible.

i do do that a lot, thank you for noticing.

naw, maybe i'll go do it anyway since you're not really that important anyway :] i'm kidding of course. YOU'RE MY LIFE LUKA

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[luka braden-weathers.]

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maybe one day, just for fun. or i'll buy you a cheap whore and have them
sit in your bed with panties dipped in chocolate, and a note that would say
"LUKA DID THIS BECAUSE YOU LOVE CHOCOLATE PANTIES, LOVE YOU."

it's fine if you don't stop.

i did, it was the nicest sleep i had ever had. i want to forget about it all,
locky. i don't want to remember how i left, how i remember seeing your
pained face. i only thought of you when i was at my aunt's house. i didn't
mean to flip, it was just that i wanted for it to be special. i know that sounds
cheesy or cliche or whatever, but i wanted my first time not to be drunken
passion, but now that i think about it, it was special. when i was at my aunt's
house all i thought about was you, how i couldn't hold you close anymore, how
i couldn't hear your voice when you sometimes snuck into my room at night.
i thought about us too, locky. i wanted you to be my first time, actually.

don't be sorry.

YEAH, ME NEITHER. why would i think about us? i mean i'm completely in love with my
husband. i'm quiet happy that i found alex!

i was pregnant with your baby, locky.

you scared of germs? that's actually really cute, to be honest. then again i find pretty much
the weirdest things in life to be the most adorable.

you'll have me though! well not romantically, but i'll be your best friend, through and
through. katy is a fucking bitch and she doesn't deserve you okay. some really nice & pretty
girl or guy will be there, and you'll fall deeply in love with them, okay? katy can go and screw
everyone else, because she doesn't deserve you, no one does.

no matter what you'll be my life.
fourteen years, locky. no matter if i'm married or not, you'll still be my life, okay?

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[locky hartlet,]

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yes please, i think i would enjoy that. actually, i have a better idea though, you should dip the panties in chocolate, put them on, and then sit on my bedddd. purr. :]

ah i need to stop.

i'm glad that you forgot everything and that's how you felt. i want to be able to make you forget about all of that. i swear that i didn't mean to hurt you. i was thinking about us too. i thought about us a lot, before that night even.

oh my god, ehyrjkiorj
i'm sorry

EXCEPT i DON'T think about us anymore AT ALL like that because you and alex are meant to be together and i'm so very happy that you guys found each other

gah, now you better say what you kept from me or it will bug me all night. tell me?

there's so many germs in those playhouses though, i wouldn't want too >_< and thats what i kept thinking about when we were fooling around in kiko's. i was like, oh my god, this place is probably just crawling with a bunch of gross germs.

I DON'T KNOW WHY. she doesn't want me. she just wants to mess with my head and make me want her so that she can go fuck my best friends and i'll just be by myself.

thanks, haha, but i'm not your life. i'm not your husband

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[luka braden-weathers.]

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maybe one day, just for fun. or i'll buy you a cheap whore and have them
sit in your bed with panties dipped in chocolate, and a note that would say
"LUKA DID THIS BECAUSE YOU LOVE CHOCOLATE PANTIES, LOVE YOU."

it's fine if you don't stop.

i did, it was the nicest sleep i had ever had. i want to forget about it all,
locky. i don't want to remember how i left, how i remember seeing your
pained face. i only thought of you when i was at my aunt's house. i didn't
mean to flip, it was just that i wanted for it to be special. i know that sounds
cheesy or cliche or whatever, but i wanted my first time not to be drunken
passion, but now that i think about it, it was special. when i was at my aunt's
house all i thought about was you, how i couldn't hold you close anymore, how
i couldn't hear your voice when you sometimes snuck into my room at night.
i thought about us too, locky. i wanted you to be my first time, actually.

don't be sorry.

YEAH, ME NEITHER. why would i think about us? i mean i'm completely in love with my
husband. i'm quiet happy that i found alex!

i was pregnant with your baby, locky.

you scared of germs? that's actually really cute, to be honest. then again i find pretty much
the weirdest things in life to be the most adorable.

you'll have me though! well not romantically, but i'll be your best friend, through and
through. katy is a fucking bitch and she doesn't deserve you okay. some really nice & pretty
girl or guy will be there, and you'll fall deeply in love with them, okay? katy can go and screw
everyone else, because she doesn't deserve you, no one does.

no matter what you'll be my life.
fourteen years, locky. no matter if i'm married or not, you'll still be my life, okay?

OOC:so i kind of modified my other post, so this is the same post, so yeah.
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[locky hartlet,]

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ah, actually, i'm not sure if i would be too comfortable seeing a cheap whore wearing chocolate undies sitting on my bed. i'd probably scream. they are not attractive and i bet their vaginas are disgusting. i'd prefer if it was you.

um, no. nevermind. yeah, i only said that so that you'd save money. even if it was a cheap whore, you don't have to go buying her for me. i'm actually making no sense right now so...

haha no, it's not fine if i don't stop
it really isn't
why would you say that?

i really wish i could talk about all of this stuff with you, but i feel like i can't. i sort of feel like you're trying to make me say something that i shouldn't... i don't know but you should know this isn't the kind of stuff we should be talking about anymore. i know you probably didn't mean for it to be awkward, but i don't feel comfortable talking to you about this when you're married to alex. it was a long time ago, we should just leave it alone. you had years to tell me all of that and it just feels wrong talking about it now that alex is in the picture. i'm sorry.

yep, you're in love with him, that's why you married him.

um?

i find it sort of difficult to figure out if that was serious or not, considering the fact that you just told me you were pregnant and then you went on to talk about how adorable it is that i'm scared of germs.

haha, yeah right ! more like i don't deserve anybody.

okay, i'm your life then. even though that doesn't make much sense lol

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[luka braden-weathers.]

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i'd find it hilarious, i'd probably be in the closet, or under your bed. and when you came home, and saw the cheap whore, i'd jumped up from the bed or out of the closet and take a picture, then runaway. their vaginas probably are nasty. why would you want it to be me?

okay, then i won't buy her. i'll just pay katy off, she'll gladly do it.

okay, then it's not. i don't know, want to know all this stuff, it seems like we haven't even talked for ages, or talked like this.

locky, what happened to our relationship? i mean, i don't get it. we used to be amazing friends, always telling each other everything. i know we shouldn't talk about this anymore, but i still think we need to know everything about each other. you're right, i didn't mean to make it awkward, i'm sorry. okay, we'll drop it then, it just makes it easier then right?

uh huh, it's defiantly love.

i wouldn't lie about it, locky.

maybe you do!

you're a main part of it, better?

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