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Post by XxXpandabearXxX on May 12, 2008 22:22:50 GMT -5
"How am I supposed to write a song about pizza? Seriously, pizza? It's great and all, but it's pizza. It's...saucy. Okay. Sauc...y. And it has meat sometimes. And cheese. OOH, CHEESE. I want cheese now. Ugh. Where was I? Yes, pizza. Mmm...pizza. Now I'm just getting hungry! Who put pizza in my song-writing hat anyhows!?" exclaimed Panda, as she threw down her pencil. She groaned, and raked a hand thorugh her pale hair. Song-writing, of late, was difficult. Not that the band used her songs all that often anyway - they were just fun. But all the same - they were her hobby. And since someone had started sneaking silly things into her song-writing hat - a great big black top-hat with a rainbow ribbon and a heart-brooch - she'd been finding it near impossible to write anything good.
Panda picked up her pencil and gnawed on the end. "Pizza. Pizza...Eat-ya? Close enough." she jotted down in a little pink spiral note-book. Shaking her head, she ripped out the offending page. She threw it into the chair opposite, and laid her head upon the table before her, narrowly missing a tall cup filled with frothy strawberry thickshake. Such frustration wasn't healthy. And what did Panda do when frustrated? Eat. Or exercise. But being in Starbucks [what a cliche, a writer in Starbucks!], food was a closer, easier option.
She ordered a few cookies, and a croissant, and started to dig in. She took a small packet of McDonald's French Fries from her satchel and devoured them quickly, dipping them in the strawberry thickshake and knocking them back. Her fatty, sugary, salty drugs.
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