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Post by luka braden-weathers. on Apr 10, 2008 20:28:31 GMT -5
so, we all like to laugh right? well if you find funny quotes this is where you put it! [/font] brendon urie and jon walker of panic at the disco, discuss their album "pretty.odd." and nine in the afternoon, and we discover brendon is a rebel when it comes to pajamas xD [/center][/font] interviewer : in the video you're wearing pajamas, correct?
brendon urie : mhm, yes we are.
interviewer : were they your pajamas?
brendon urie : well, they are now.
interviewer : okay so... -interrupted-
brendon urie : well we get to keep them. we bought them, for ourselves.
interviewer : oh did you?
brendon urie : yeah...
interviewer : so you all have pajamas?
jon walker : yeah, but i-i sleep in basket ball shorts, y'know? and a tank top.
interviewer : i was just gonna say what you guys sleep in, what do you sleep in? -directed toward brendon.-
brendon urie : uh... ha... bed sheets -laughs scratches chin looks away from jon and interviewer lady.-
interviewer : okay, birthday suit then?
brendon urie : yeah, birthday suit.
interviewer : aw, look you got a bit shy there, fair play okay.
brendon urie : yeah you know what i mean? -interviewer lady laughs.-
brendon urie : hey, it's comfy.
jon walker : yeah, but it's awkward in the bus though.
brendon urie : alright, alright not in the bus, okay in the bus, maybe in the bus.
interviewer : how is the british accent coming along? have you got any lines for me?
jon walker : brendon, can really do just any accent.
interviewer : go for it!
brendon urie : nooooo! it's-it's horrible
jon walker : but he can't be put on the spot
brendon urie : yeah, that's the thing
interviewer : try alright mate.
brendon urie : -in an okay british accent- alright mate.
interviewer : not bad.
brendon urie and jon walker [brendon british accent, jon normal accent.] not bad mate.
interviewer : finally, the album is called pretty.odd. right? so we have a game called pretty.odd.
brendon urie : alright
interviewer : what you need to do is label the following celebrities as pretty or odd, or both, but we'll see how it goes.
interviewer : tom cruise?
jon walker : odd -smiles-
brendon urie : sure!
interviewer : odd? i love that.
interviewer : prince charles?
brendon urie : -makes a weird face- odd?
interviewer : -snorts then laughs- odd, alright.
interviewer : beth ditto?
brendon urie : beth ditto?
interviewer : from gossip.
brendon urie : ohhh -doesn't know who that is-
jon walker : pretty odd.
brendon urie : pretty odd!
interviewer : you guys are guessing, but anyway, paris hilton?
brendon urie : -scratches head-
jon walker : -hand motion, doesn't know-
brendon urie : -rubs eyes, hand falls to lap.- pf, stupid.
interviewer : -brusts out laughing-
brendon urie and jon walker = <3 [/font][/blockquote] |
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Post by milo martin on Apr 12, 2008 15:09:06 GMT -5
This quote actually comes from a girl I work with. Her name is Michele. We love to make fun of Michele, because sometimes, she just doesn't get it ...
"There's a difference between a whore and someone who likes sex...a lot."
XD
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Post by lisette robertson on Apr 13, 2008 16:23:21 GMT -5
Oh gosh, I had a girl turn around in class today and say, "Hey guys, how much is the three dollar special?"
I started laughing, I thought she was joking.
SHE WASN'T. |
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Post by `alex weathers on Apr 13, 2008 17:08:25 GMT -5
That was hilarious Lizzeh xDD
My friend and I were talking about who is more clumsy and she said
"You run into walls"
and all of a sudden our teacher Ms. Beck says
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Post by dante beck on Apr 13, 2008 18:43:05 GMT -5
lol well when we started year 10 we were in science and the teacher was joking around and my friend called him Danny Davito. my teacher thanked him and my friend said "Whyare you thanking me I just called you short and come to think it you're a chubby version of him." After that my teacher got out an electrical impulse machine and attatched it to my friends arm. He was screaming like a girl and he punched himself in the face cos of the impulses to his muscles. quite funny =]
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Post by ella2 on Apr 13, 2008 18:52:16 GMT -5
^ holy crap, jay. ^
in science class one day, we were looking at a slideshow and there was a picture of the planets, with the sun being gigantic like it normally is. then this one girl goes, "is the sun bigger than the planets?" o_____O that's a normal day in my school. we have some interesting convos in history because it's the same group of people. [/blockquote] |
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Post by ella2 on Apr 14, 2008 19:02:50 GMT -5
okay, i'm double posting.
today in class we were reading a poem that goes, "They begin beating it with a hose/to find out what it really means." this one dood in my class who's always really hyper, but he's really funny goes "what's a hose?" and we all look at him like, what the hell? and a girl says, "you don't know what a hose is?" and he's like, "oh, a like garden hose? but why would they beat it with a hose? a two x four'd work much better!" :D i thought it was funny. |
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Post by holiday harper on Apr 17, 2008 19:44:41 GMT -5
haha.
'three dollar special' girl came up with another gem the other day.
A kid in my class was laughing his head off for some reason, and she goes "oh my god! you're as red as a lemon!"
I don't know where she gets that from D; |
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Post by socks on Apr 19, 2008 19:22:50 GMT -5
i was on the phone with shawnnna yesterday and she said the funniest thing.
shawnna : so there's this kid in my class, and he's like "what is panic at the disco?" so then he says "panic at the disco sounds like a cult name." and i'm like "panic at the disco is so not a cult name."
socksssy : *laughs* yeah, shawna, you can be the brendon urie of the panic at the disco cult.
shawnna: *laughs*
and yeah.. i thought it was funny. but that's just me. because i'm dumb. luucccy, "red as a lemon", that girls obviously the brightest crayon in the box.
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