once upon a midnight dreary {open}

[aidan cooper]

nothing.i.can.remember has signed on

nothing.i.can.remember anyone out there??
nothing.i.can.remember anyone who can save me from boredom??
nothing.i.can.remember am I the last person on earth??
nothing.i.can.remember or the last one awake at 1:30 in the morning??

[socks]

penny lane,
I AM SO BORED.
ENTERTAIN ME, BABE.

[aidan cooper]

nothing.i.can.remember hey you…
nothing.i.can.remember wait…
nothing.i.can.remember where the hell are you? are you like not on the caravan? am I not on the caravan?
nothing.i.can.remember ah… entertainment… should I smile

[socks]

penny lane,
I AM IN THE CARAVAN. SILLY, WE'RE LIKE RIGHT BESIDE EACHOTHER. yeah, um - no sex. i'm so like messed, and this time you can't protect me from all the jerks.

[aidan cooper]

nothing.i.can.remember WELL I’M SORRY!
nothing.i.can.remember
nothing.i.can.remember well i wasn’t suggesting sex anyway… you know me… not a sexual being…
nothing.i.can.remember how messed? like what happened? I’m pretty good at protection you know, that’s my job, protect you form the jerks…

[socks]

penny lane,
I LOVE YOU, DEARIE.
Locky stuff, you know. Oh, you can drive, right? I need some maternity clothes.

[aidan cooper]

nothing.i.can.remember Love ya too hun…
nothing.i.can.remember he… yeah I know…
nothing.i.can.remember course I can drive… someone needs to… where am I gonna get a car though…
nothing.i.can.remember but I’ll ride the bus with you for emotional support… ‘cause I love you that much

[socks]

penny lane,
YAY! i'm special. okay, bus is good. locky and i, i don't know - i want it to happen.

[aidan cooper]

nothing.i.can.remember you know I just want you to be happy right?
nothing.i.can.remember whatever the hell that entails…
nothing.i.can.remember I just want you to be happy…
nothing.i.can.remember sorry for sounding like a sap.
nothing.i.can.remember I’ll help you pick out totally cute maternity clothes

[socks]

penny lane,
sweetie, you seem to always make my day. i love you. i'm a little scared for this baby, i mean what if i'm a bad mommy. like it's dad won't be around.

[aidan cooper]

nothing.i.can.remember hey I grew up without my daddy and i…
nothing.i.can.remember actually scratch that thought… you don’t want your baby to be like me… hehe…
nothing.i.can.remember well a little bit of fear is good… makes you do things right so you don’t screw up… but don’t freak out…
nothing.i.can.remember and even if it’s daddy isn’t around… hey I’m still here you know.
nothing.i.can.remember I’m always here

[socks]

penny lane,
did i mention you were my favourite? hm, there's a sale soon a maternity moms. i feel so lame. uncle aidan will totally have to be there!

[aidan cooper]

nothing.i.can.remember yeah you mentioned that once or twice…
nothing.i.can.remember
nothing.i.can.remember well sales are always good, and don’t feel lame… you’re too not lame to be lame…
nothing.i.can.remember did that make any sense at all??
nothing.i.can.remember yeah… uncle aidan… cool I have a title now

[socks]

penny lane,
yeah, but it still dissapoints me that i'm pregnant. like gabe's been avoiding me, just like everybody else. sweets, uncle aidan is amazing and not lame. i got two names. girl: presley, and boy: maverick.

[aidan cooper]

nothing.i.can.remember he’ll get over it soon enough… you’re still with the band after all… he’s prolly just all worried and shit…
nothing.i.can.remember we all love you, don’t worry…
nothing.i.can.remember it’s good I’m amazing…
nothing.i.can.remember honest opinion… I’m neutral about presley… but maverick sounds kinda like a dog’s name…
nothing.i.can.remember but hey, not my baby you know… just giving you my thoughts…